I have always wanted, since learning about the Confederacy, to build one of these with Old Glory on the roof and call it the General Grant. For the lolz.

To be fair, it is actually racist in every single context - as much as people want to try and pretend it’s not.

Dear Salty,

Here I thought the question would be about asking for just a glass of water and no food.

Apparently not.

Apparently not.

I’m just going to assume that stacking plates wrong is somehow racist.

I imgained this:

Prior Criminal Histories + AMG = Drug Dealer

AM I BEING DETAINED

This is quite possibly the most Nintendo thing Nintendo has ever done.

Well done Nintendo. Did not expect this AT ALL.

This absolutely seems like a circumstance in which you should stack your plates, and screw anyone who gives you a nasty look.

Most car insults seem to revolve around masculine insecurity.

The hell does that have to do with anything?

My friend always tells me he will never own any “Jap Crap” like my Subaru.

Pretty offensive in more ways than one.

Oh, and always have to point out that my Subaru is still running every time I have to pick his ass up from the mechanics because his Jeep is down again. Or when I tow his ass out of a ditch... with my…

It’s weird to think of a CD player as an Easter Egg, but I guess it kind of is now.

The last flight by a domestic carrier was recently completed by Delta. But US passengers can still fly 747s on international flights by other carriers. BA has a bunch of them for example.  

Economics of Point-to-Point beats out Hub-and-Spoke.