Hades just announced they were restructuring to seek new opportunities as the afterlife becomes increasingly digital. Most of Hades’ assets will be moving to China.

Also, Fiorina just got a 5 million dollar flaming parachute.

She’s not welcome back in Hades after the disastrous merger with Compaq.

Did Hades just announce they would be laying off 30,000 demons? If yes, she’s baaaack.

His reaction to seeing her back

Hades is all “OH GOD SHE’S BACK DAMMIT”

Did she fall or return to Hades?

I was cracking up (or cringing in a good way) almost the entire time. The “Obama’s hair is so white it says all lives matter” killed me. And the part about Morning Joe was so incredibly real. Don Lemon actually handled it the best in my opinion. Yes he flipped him off but it was obviously in a joking way.

People are fucking weird. This was HILARIOUS. And all the more so by how many complete cringe worthy moments there were, of all these media people being entirely unable to laugh at them selves. Did you guys see Blitzer’s face?? If eyes could kill, Larry would be dead. Dead, I tell ya.

No you didn't miss anything. I live in Fayetteville and yesterday was the first that we had heard of it. One suspect is in custody and I believe they are still looking for two more. FPD kept the whole thing quite early on.

I hope they put this scumbag away forever.

Someone asked me if I thought he really had a sex addiction, and I said, “no...I think he’s a human.”

As much as I can’t stand this guy, he doesn’t need “treatment”. This is what happens sometimes when your family expects you to fulfill a role that is perhaps not what you want for your life. This guy ISN’T about family values, being married etc. And that’s fine. But the pressure of his family and church’s expectations…

I think you get me wrong. In the three years that I spent in Iraq, I saw acts against women that are unimaginable. One of my best friends was killed in front of me by a pair of brothers who previously raped their own sister, then forced her to be a suicide bomber in order to make up for her "sin" of tempting them.…

My thought is that they were considered the "good Indian" Because they were one of the first to adopt the white person way and assimilate into the culture.
On one hand, this does mean the possibility of more inter-marrying.

On the other hand, I sort of feel like it's because they're the asshole white person's favorite…

I would hate to say anything that would offend anyone so I'm going to apologize in advance before I say that Dan Snyder is a walking, talking, giant bag of dicks.

Plus all of them are 1/12th cherokee. Ergo not racist.

they were attempting to take him to a proton therapy centre in the Czech Republic.

The astounding realization that the FPD trying to kick out the media has resulted in this massive barrage of photos, videos, tweets, posts, stories, etc. is so amazing to me. What are you thinking, FPD? The only thing I could think is that these are a bunch of old, clueless people who don't really understand the…