You know how to never, ever get old?

Her height/weight ratio probably corresponds to that of most top fashion models.

My eight-times great-grandfather and Obama's eight-times great-grandmother were brother and sister and came from a slave owning family.

My kids make fun of me because I am afraid of escalators. I hate them and will always try to find an elevator, if I can, rather than use them.

Anyone who thinks this guy was gonna somehow modernize the 15th century Roman Catholic Church is sadly delusional.

I think she was just shocked she won and aren't you supposed to be wasted at the Golden Globes?

They don't care if she's awful because after they nail her they have no intention of every calling her back and the same would be true if she were an angel.

Thank Gawd. Cooked quinoa is the mod revolting thing I've ever seen. Dirt looks tasty by comparison.

My son would take pics of bottles of booze and post them online even though he never drank any of it. He's 21 and still doing it and rarely drinks anything. He just likes the idea of drinking. These kids could've been at an adult party in Madonna's presence and done the same thing. Ya never know.

This is a person who sounds like he should be deemed stupid to breed and be banned from doing so.

Some old stats, but between 1993 and 1998 247 pregnant women died during their pregnancy, which seems rather low to me. If that is a normal rate, and the article doesn't say so, about 750 more pregnant women died between 1998 and 2013. If any one of them had been kept alive, against her family's wishes, in attempt to…

In Latin America poor parents will fill give babies and toddlers baby bottles full of Coca Cola to keep them from crying from hunger at night. Yep, it's true. I've seen the damage in the mouths of adopted children and it is horrific. And the teeth must be fixed, not pulled because if they aren't the permanent…

I don't know about that. I'm sure this is something that has happened many times and if any state tried to keep a woman alive that long to give birth we'd have heard about it. This is a case of the so-called "pro-life" crowd running amok.

Yes, but have you heard of any state that has forced incubation of a 14 week-old fetus? I've heard of families choosing to have a woman in an advanced pregnancy stay on life support a few weeks at most, in order to give the fetus time to develop and get stronger before delivery by Caesarean section, but I've never…

The so-called "Right-to-Life" crowd could care less about the quality of life of this fetus once it is born. Also, if the child is born alive and is severely disabled, who is going to pay for its care?

This is horrifying on so many levels it's hard for me to handle. It's like something out of science fiction. The state should not have the right to keep a person alive in a vegetative state against the wishes of the family solely to allow the person to give birth to a fetus that is likely, not even viable! My advice…

I remember when Rush Limbaugh was overcome with emotion when he apologized for all the nasty things he's said about the First Lady, Michelle Obama. Oh, wait, that never happened. Never mind.

Excellent. Thank you!

Thanks for the reminder. And also, because of the war in Syria there has been an outbreak of polio because children couldn't get their vaccinations. This is a grim reminder of what's at stake if we don't vaccinate our children.

Thank you. You are beautiful.