Er, did it ever occur to anyone that this email is a joke? I mean Frat rats are dirt and I certainly never banged one when I was in college, and I would've been correctly described as "strawberry shortcake, but really, it's probably a joke.

But, think of all the free publicity! The public relations people for this philanthropy need to get their name out there!

But the teacher never saw the kids who were calling him names and punching him in the back? Yeah, right.

Because our military presence is doing so much good for Afghanistan. And the U.S.

Those early pics are adorable and the most recent one is ridiculous. Looking at those early pics should make them think about what they are doing now and how stupid they look.

@Vega7: Omigosh! They're rock? Who woulda thunk it???

@Vega7: After all, how could dinosaur bones last 65 million years - that's nuts!

@vam_rt: 1. We did not evolve from monkeys. We evolved from an ape-like ancestor that lived 18 million years ago. 2. No one knows - that doesn't mean that it didn't happen. There are much more intriguing questions to answer such as why can we only account for about 10% of the matter and energy in the universe.…

@GildedBeaver: Wow, what a cool religion! I'd join if it weren't for all the boring, straight, white men who run it.

Correction: The dinosaurs did not die off 65 million years ago - it was only 1000 years ago, silly!

Maybe Carly Fiorina ate him for breakfast.

@cookiecutter: Still a sin! Thou art not allowed to restrain the sperm! It must be allowed to meet an egg, if one is available, at that time of the month! I can tell you are a SINNER by the kinds of questions you ask!

@misha trotsky: Nah, it's old stuff. It's been going on in Iraq and Afghanistan for a long time, 'cept they blow the peoples up over there.

@emaren: The Republicans don't want you to be treated like this. Just pray to God for a miracle.

@inflammatorywrit: If you are flushing sperm down a toilet or depositing it into a sock, you are a SINNER! The only proper place to deposit sperm is in a woman's vagina. Got it????

@blyan-reloaded: SINNER!!!

@robotwaste: Your child's cord blood has stem cells in it from your child. It can be frozen and I believe it's legal in every state.

@pollyannacowgirl: OMIGAWD! You mean women are killing potential embryos by "shedding" them every month????

@sensitivitycop: Danielle is the puppet master! She plays those women like a master!

@bluebears: But does it have twice as much faux leopard inside?