They are finished when they are finished. Nobody is forcing these people to do them. They are doing them in their free time because it is fun, receiving no compensation during development or after release. Perhaps they will never be finished.

Cop: "Who stabbed you?"

If we dismantle and limit the power of our policemen any more than we have already, then we're going to have a lot of problems in this country.

JJ Watt and him could form their own team where they are the sole members and probably still win the NFC South

Calling Peter King a 'journalist' is like calling a stalker 'someone who's just really into that person'.

In reverse, he's like the goose who laid the golden... nacho.

the southern drawl is strong with this one

RYAN: Mike... I just wanted to tell you, up-front, that I don't agree with this decision. But it's time for you to pass the torch.

Holy crap, I'm a Deadspin gif. And I can assure you, we get this excited any time we manage not to blow a game like that. Because we're N.C. State.

"Ivy League Football: Fun Until Kickoff"

I think we have evidence of that already. It was done from about 800BC through 400AD and gave us what we call the Bible.

I'm ashamed to admit this took me a minute.

Detroit mayor: "Hooray, what a glorious day! Our troubles are over! Those big city boys have come to the rescue!"

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Collectively, four cats that are faded reminders of what once was.

Two kinds of football. Two teams that suck at the game.

"...can you believe this guy? I mean seriously, what a lazy, lethargic asshole..."

I love the IDEA of grand strategy games (Hell in some I could play as Canada and become ruler of the world) but every time I try it ends up being kind of overwhelming.