The proper procedure for making a burger out of a melon:

Why do you hate America?!? Too much freedom for you!!!

So, I teach Rhet/Comp (argumentative logic in a written capacity) at the college level, and have for the last twelve years.

The level of obfuscation, dissemblance, and general reliance on logical fallacies that this administration continues to engage in is absolutely flabbergasting. I’m no political pundit, but I do…

“Shortly after we realized the suspect was an officer, we also realized that the fake teen we posed as was actually black and therefore decided that he should not be charged because he feared for his life.”

Hello,

Granddad’s drug war is over, he just doesn’t know it yet. Even people that don’t like or give a shit about weed don’t think it should be illegal anymore. How do I know? Because I don’t particularly care for weed, but I also don’t give a shit if people use it, and making it illegal has just put a bunch of people…

Tonight, on SyFy: SHARKBERG VS TITANIC!

If only there was a good guy with a gun present, then 5 police officers wouldn’t have been shot.

As someone who used to work for the Jacksonville Supervisor of Elections using the EXACT SAME ballot system you see here:

No. Just, no.

Gulf of Oman BF2, beta. Flipped a dune buggy down an alley, by accident got three Roadkills. Thus a gamertag of Sgt.Roadkill was born which i used for about 8 years. Nothing has come close to that.

I am not a religious man, but I firmly believe that the dead deserve—if not respect (for those vile persons who were total fucking shitstains during the course of their lives)—to at least be left the fuck alone once they’ve passed, if only for the sake of those they leave behind.

In the case of someone like Heather…

Neither can I, its just so stupid, but ... seems legit?

I had a guy go in to full meltdown mode when I honked at him for cutting me off. He got next to me and was ranting and raving and all red in the face, though I couldn’t hear a word of it. I blew him a kiss. He paused for a second then went absolutely ape shit.

Is this method acceptable anymore?

The evil dumbshits at Fox for can try and sugarcoat it all they want, but the fact is that Trump backed Strange, who was basically an incumbent, who lost to Moore in the primary, and then switched his support and lobbied hard for Moore in the general election, who then proceeded to lose to A DEMOCRAT IN ALABAMA!

I was a political science major, and I have been doing a lot of thinking about what a Jones upset would mean. It’s pretty significant, and requires a fair amount of nuanced thinking. So I apologize in advance if this gets kind of dense and long, but here’s the analysis of someone who studies and thinks about this…

Sanders neglected to provide any evidence to back up her claim of deliberate lying on the part of the media.

You should be out of the greys now. —Kevin

Red water was already burnt, so this water can’t catch on fire like other blue/clear water, duh.