Fucking anti-vaxxers are a plague...

Serious answer - the modern GOP has stopped caring about making a positive difference in people’s lives and started caring only about power. They don’t even have much of an ideology anymore, except “We don’t like what the Democrats like.”

I just want one fucking afternoon where I don’t exclaim “Jesus fucking Christ, these people” when I read news.

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“Why is it always the people with shitty cars that try and show out? No one gives a fuck about your 10-year-old V6 charger, I promise.”

“There is a great deal of not just poetry and prose in the Bible, but from what I’ve read almost every piece of history that’s in the Bible has eventually been proven,” says Rev. Ray Hurt, who preaches in Mercer County.

Worth noting that Iran’s fast attack boats are not designed as suicide boats (though I don’t think the odds of survival are that good). They are equipped with rockets or missiles depending on the size:

When you’re coming up on someone on the highway, and they’re too afraid to use cruise control, and instead of being steady with their foot, their speed fluctuates between 65-85, and I’m forced to pass you 6 times because every time I pass you, you speed up top 85 and then pass me and then slow down to 65, or I’m stuck…

“Jesus liked poor people, assholes.” 

In general, ‘blue’ states pay more money into the federal system (medicare, ss, various other federal programs that take tax money and redistribute them), and ‘red’ states - especially the South - take more money than they pay in.

The state is “kicking the president right in the groin,” one Republican lawmaker warned, before insisting that President Trump “will strike back.”

Good. He’s a piece of shit and must be held accountable for the sewage that oozes from his puckered anus-like pie hole. The gassy ass clown gets to play and live by an entirely different set of standards than the rest of the world does and it needs to stop. He might get a kick out of riling up his obnoxious drunken…

Non-comprehensive list of Trump talking physical violence at his rallies:

Keep the car you have. So many people rush out to get boring ass crossovers and other huge cars they don’t need as soon as they find out a kid is on the way. The GTI will handle 99% of all the kid hauling duties (including the stroller). I’ve managed with my one kid and a Focus just fine and my non-car guy buddy with…

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I made a killer dungeon like this once.

How was he radicalized? Where was he praying? Why didn’t neighbors report him?

This is why so many people voted for — and continue to support — Trump even as he promised to gut the programs they depend on for survival. They honestly believe there’s a fundamental difference between the “good” programs for (white) people in “legitimate need” that keep them afloat and the programs that exist to…

Nah. A wide-brimmed fedora is classy as hell if you can pull it off (though that “if” is important). The trilbies that neckbeards so love, though? Those were never really properly “cool”.