Nope. Lost it at the big lift and had to flee to the shed to do man things in a manly way.

I’m a 47 year old, white, British, middle class father of two, and I’m sitting here trying not to cry at this because my kids are on the sofa watching TV.

Not sure if this link will work, but if you like that, you should check out Kamui Cosplay’s wonderful Aloy...

doing it with your hand, your cock, a vibrator, or a bottle of honey, figs and seven white mice

I’m sorry to say it, but I think you’re bang on. I can’t see any way the US will give up their nukes and Russia certainly won’t while the US has them (and vice versa, of course).

As much as I think Sean Spicer is a complete spunktrumpet, I did think it was pretty harsh to deliberately exclude him from meeting the Pope.

The one about the working fog lamps etc is the same here in the UK, or at least it used to be when I was an MOT tester.

I’m sitting here waiting patiently for all Christians to come out and condemn this act of terror.

Much as it pains me to say it, as soon as I saw the officer’s name I knew exactly how this is going to go - no-one will speak up for him (not that they should, but you know how these things are) because he’s obviously one of those dirty Muslamic terrorists who lays awake at night dreaming of murdering white women.

My seven year old daughter has just inherited her older brother’s 2DS after he got a 3DS.

But the article states that the host approved the extra guests and dog...

When they talk about “foibles”, is that to head off any future criticism of crappy build quality and cheap components?

Their families came around, but the scandal cost them several friends (some of whom later left religious life themselves to get married).

Not sure that Daryl McBarrel in the top picture is going to cut it in a “well regulated militia”.

How new spells and skills had to be purchased from a trainer rather than learned automatically. How a mage had to stop and regain mana instead of chain-killing low-level trash. It’s tough, but sort of nice.

I worked on Secret World when I was at EA, so I have an account.

A dear friend of mine is American and we’ve had many conversations over the years comparing the US system of “healthcare” (I use the term in it’s broadest possible sense for you poor souls) and the UK’s NHS.

Get a real V12...

Dammit, now I want tacos.

That cracked me up. I needed a good laugh, cheers :-)