I remember learning some years ago that just one poorly performing shock can increase your braking distance by 17%, because the wheel bounces off the road under braking.

I have been known, on occasion, to eat a Big Mac in two bites.

But was he a Christian? No mention of his religion? We need to know!

Buy it.

I’m not keen on sushi usually, but...

Those first couple in particular are the funniest things I’ve read in a long time.

Yeah, a deal that will likely involve selling off the NHS to US corporations.

You got a built-in car phone in the center console where you’d otherwise store your, uh, what did people used to put in their center consoles?

I moved about 400gb of games from one drive to another the other day. I wish I’d have had this then.

That is beautiful. I don’t know if you’ll see this or not, but I was wondering if you would mind me copy/pasting this to Facebook (credited of course)?

I used to have a C220 diesel and one time I drifted that puppy completely by accident. I was approaching a junction near my house, a set of traffic lights where you have to kind of double back on yourself to get across a dual carriageway.

Well...

Couple of points here; when I was in the Army we had Land Rovers called FFRs (Fitted For Radio) that had twin electrical systems. One was the normal 12v system and the second was a 24v system to power the radios and so forth. There was a bench in the back under which were two 12v truck batteries and there was a 24v…

Now, 100% of the proceeds from the merchandise is going to Planned Parenthood which is nice. But you could also just donate to Planned Parenthood without needing a souvenir of your benevolence.

For everyone saying these will be rubbish offroad; you’re completely missing the point. The farthest any of these will ever go offroad is Waitrose’s car park.

My second car was a Lada Riva estate. That thing was absolutely bomb proof. I thrashed the crap out of it, never put oil or water in it, drove it everywhere flat out and generally abused it for several years before the ignition barrel finally gave out.

After that I got bored and shoved a blown Rover V8 and a narrowed…

There’s a debate over the true nature of this item in Bloodborne fandom. Some believe that the Revered Great One Coldblood never made it into the actual game, though it may be contained within the files.

“Most people don’t give a fuck about anything other than not letting that other asshole merge before the bridge.”

I tried AC2 for a while, didn’t mind it but never really got into it.