Do you guys just look for an excuse to be snarky? Michael Phelps, as ridiculous as he is, is probably shirtless because he’s practicing skin to skin contact with his child, something that promotes intimacy with fathers and their babies. Christ.

I related to this viscerally. My mother was angriest when she sensed that we (and especially I ) were happy, and then the rage would take over, eclipsing everything else. Our childhood was spent in fear: the toll of which is lifelong.

OKAY SO I texted my mom who is a doctor about this issue.

Van Kuilenburg’s appearance at Cruz’s rally was meant to call attention to the violent impact of such prejudice. He went, he told The Frederick News-Post, “to show Cruz supporters that rhetoric about gay and transgender rights hurts real people like him.”

Is this really a good idea, though? I mean, a woman POTUS and VP? Won’t their cycles sync up and wreak havoc on the White House plumbing?

Thanks! It’s morning in America.

There are really unflattering aspects of his character that have been coming out lately and they are disturbing.

For Christ’s sake, Bernie complains when he loses a proper primary, but is perfectly fine winning caucuses despite the fact they are much more discriminating towards voters than the normal primaries. He’s strategy so far to throw a temper tantrum and accuse of everyone of corruption and incompetence whenever things…

This is incredible!! Fuck yes, little girl, scoop all those professional reporters. Collect your Pulitzer in 10 years and laugh in their faces.

TBH, I’d probably need a cane to walk in heels of that height even without an injury.

I heard Charlize Theron is now engaged to Jon Lovitz.

This is such a wildly privileged opinion. Real people will get hurt under Trump. SCOTUS will be changed. Laws will be passed. The military will be deployed, affecting people around the globe. I get that you want a different political system but this is the one we live in. Don’t throw others under the bus in your quest…

It’s true. I’m so tempted to refute bullshit Sanders memes I see posted on Facebook (the media is not lying 200+ delegates is not close, not at all) but I don’t want to get into a multi-day flame war with my friends. Instead, I went and voted (she won my state) and when the time comes I’ll probably volunteer for her…

Dude, I’m fucking done with Sanders. I gave him a ton of money and I wish I could ask for it back. This fundraiser was done specifically to raise money for downballot candidates—the kind of congresspeople Sanders would actually need to fuel his imaginary revolution.

The answer to your questions are:

The conversation, as it stands right now, is that CHILDREN ARE FUCKING DYING OF EASILY PREVENTABLE DISEASES AND VACCINES DO NOT CAUSE AUTISM YOU FUCKING IGNORANT FLAMING COCKGERBIL

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I absolutely will not. How dare you.