She agreed to have this baby, then tried to back out. I think “no backsies” on paternity/maternity is a good general rule, regardless of the genetic markers involved.

In both cases you cite it may not actually be a size threshold.

Jesus Christ, what a bunch of butts. I don’t have kids and I don’t want kids and I don’t really like kids but I do my best to nod along supportively when people talk about their kids or show me pictures or whatever because that is basic human courtesy and also I guess it’s really nice that people love their kids? It’s…

Pulling out your credit card is a great way to find out if you want to see the guy again. If he expresses discomfort at a woman paying, then you know you don’t have to waste your time on a second date.

You know, I take serious issue with the fact we are calling this idiotic. The jokes he wrote weren’t funny, and they were definitely antisemitic and weirdly misogynistic for literally no reason. It didn’t even improve the stupid, shitty jokes. Had he been, say, a Republican staffer who was making inappropriate…

I was about to get indignant and say there was nothing wrong with the name Mason, but Mason Dixon? yeahhhhh

Maybe they are fans of Pynchon?

It's about ethics in cake decorating.

Forget Mount Rushmore, South Dakota is home to both the Corn Palace AND Wall Drug

It’s cool, you can join our group. We’re the World’s Okayest Moms- and we’ve got the mugs to prove it. (sorry that the picture is giant and fuzzy) Here’s your welcome bouquet.

Andrew, no.

I love this. My daughter loves the color pink but she also loves vehicles, dinosaurs, and science. I usually just buy her clothes from the “boys” section and honestly I think gendering clothes for little kids is dumb, but I’m all for campaigns like this for girls.

I love this story so much. I am home sick right now and this basically just cured me. That's how much I love it. Also, Russell Crowe is a douche canoe.

I call for a total style shift per film. The next one, anime. The third one, Claymation.

Given his last name is Meyer, Oscar would be a better baby name. For either gender.

Uno memento por favor.

With all due respect, I think some anonymous Internet speculators might have a little more insight into his motivations than your boyfriend does.

Here's a link to the gofundme info to help support the baker's legal fund.

This woman is the type of mother that makes me hate mothers.