He really is... all that.

Are you being serious when you treat your own opinion as fact? I can’t tell if you’re being ironic or not. You do realize that you saying Skyward Sword’s motion controls are terrible is equally as valid as me saying they were the best aspect of that game? And my opinion has the added bonus of having been validated…

You play with connected joycons to play by yourself. That raises the question “Why do you want to play Mario Party by yourself?”

Skyward sword would not work with traditional controls. The game was designed from the ground up with motion in mind

She straightened my pole.

Not only have I never tortured my Sims, I have turned off the death feature. In my Sims world, everyone has a mansion and the absolute best clothes. Who are you monsters???

LOL Street Fighter V with a higher score than Killer Instinct

Far Cry just needs to always have a FC2 mode. Fire spread increased, gun jamming, more dynamic AI, looking at the map doesn’t pause the game.

Saying one could use a folder system on an SD card for games you can redownload is not the same as losing a physical game. :/

Your friends seem pretty smart to get a console with a controller that is far superior for FPS’ than PS4's.

I am sorry to have upset you SecretofmanaJuana. I will do better next time.

Throwing a Kinja excuse doesn’t mean jack. If I knew that was something I can do I’d get away with a ton of bs since 2016.

Thats buff? I have arms like that and I never considered myself buff. Good to know.

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Wiping servers on release - standard practice

I was a few days from my 16th, and I feel you (I’m a Philly native, so it was quite a bit closer for us, but nothing like those in NYC and DC). I went from “war is a thing of our forefathers” to, “ah, so this our generation’s war,” within a few weeks. I will recall where I was when the planes hit the towers til the…

That’s...why I brought the topic of English as a global language up. It’s like you didn’t read my post. That Japan turns out students with a basic familiarity in English, and some even gain full proficiency isn’t relevant.

Is this like Yeerk situation...?