You know how pretty blonde women talk about men opening doors for them, getting invited into the short line, men giving them compliments, etc., etc.?

I love this story so much because buying cheap fast fashion off of Amazon has been my go-to for the past year or so.

Ah Jimmy Iovine, the dude whose wife wrote “The Girlfriend’s Guide to Pregnancy” (very big in the 90s) and later inspired “The Girlfriend’s Guide to Divorce”...no matter how much money he is worth or what he says, he’s always going to be that guy to me.

Good for her.

While this is all batshit rich-people lululemon California crazy, I have found that any parent who runs a group/activity/whateverthefuck for their kid(s) and friends and (more importantly) aspirational friends is entirely batshit crazy.

Soooo, if you’re someone who gets constantly compared to Mary-Louise Parker ALL OF THE TIME* should you read this book? Asking for a friend, of course.

Pirates of Silicon Valley was surprisingly great and covered a subject that we hadn’t seen all that much before - about the rivalry between Gates and Jobs. It was a movie that covered things that only so called geeks were interested in.

The lighting is like sunlight, that’s why it looks amazing.

I know someone who saw the banner, it was at the University of Delaware.

YES - Never underestimate the ability of 8 and 10 year year old kids to fuck things up even more.

Once upon a time, as a dumbass kid growing up in New Jersey, I was dared to pet an ill tempered neighborhood dog.

The Army isn’t that far behind. One of my more favorite memories of being a military wife was the time a young officer was asked to give a quick prayer before a hail and farewell in a bowling alley and said guy went to preach about the Lord Savior Jesus Christ.

Yeah, but Palin went on a show that she knew created by and catering to people who didn’t like her. She did it to show she was game, just like Giuliani and McCain had in other appearances.

Not anything having to do with weddings (unless you’re talking bachelor/bachelorette parties). But when I was in New Orleans recently, I happened to acquire one of those craptastic hand grenade drinks with the souvenir cup.

Advice to Amy, you don’t want to marry the first guy you date after your divorce. #LifeAdvice

This happens to me on LinkedIn too. I get random guys (no affiliation to my industry or anything) checking out my profile, creepy salesguys who repeatedly check out my profile on a near daily basis, etc. A few months ago, I forwarded a message that I received from a rando on there to my friends and asked “Dating site…

There is so much not to like about Trump, especially his racism of the the other & his absolute dependence on the non specifics, but I do absolutely enjoy the fact he’s stealing oxygen from the rest of the abysmal GOP field. If that can be called “fucking shit up,” then so be it.

*whistles innocently* This helplessness is also why certain men re-partner and re-marry entirely too quickly after divorce. *whistles innocently*

Also, as another parent of a 17 year old, if your kid is around people who have lice (i.e. summer camp, school, or people taking selfies)...rub a few drops of tea tree oil into the hair/hats/whathaveyou or use tea tree conditioner (the kind of hard core shit you find in a health food store).

The worst part about the Ashley Madison hack is that idiots like him are going to turn up on Tinder* / Match / Ok Cupid more often than they already do.