I have a teen. You have NO IDEA how much STUPID I had to deal with just this past weekend. I had to deal with the friends STUPID too.

So, everyone goes braless at Coachella? #MomComment

FYI: This article does not apply to Pennsylvania, where you will get nailed for driving around with expired stickers (registration or inspection).

As an old person and as someone who saw Hootie live back in the day, Hootie holds a special place in my heart, ok? However, the actual context of the Rolling Stone Hootie review was the fact Rolling Stone gave a bad review to a rock band* fronted by a southern black man. There was quite a bit of nattering because it…

On your first point, Uber does not Live Scan or another continually updating background check. Uber's background check is a one time check to see what is in the past - not what offenses the driver commits as a driver. Also, Live Scan flags other offenses such as drugs, robbery, etc.

Meh, I swiped left with prejudice when I got him.

So the just graduated from college girlfriend with the fake tan and hair is just a ridiculous beard then?

He was a bit of a dickish moralist to his male junior officers too. Maybe not UMCJ triggering offenses, but still. For example, you didn't mention if you were living with a woman you were not married to. I mean you could be, but that took your reputation down a notch or two.

Oh god, you mean they go door to door in other parts of the state? It's fucking graceless enough to see the kids on every fucking street corner on the weekends.

Yeah, there are plenty of pictures of my Dad with sideburns and mustaches from this time.

In the spirit of the article, she's young and at the peak of her earning power with this win, so honestly it makes sense for her to transition into a new leadership phase of her career.

And to take your example a bit further, you know why Sandberg can't help lower paid women? Because Lean In is dependent on them for childcare and domestic help.

Yup, he plays for the 49ers now.

Please do write your experiences up, my daughter is going into college recruiting season now, and is on the fence about it.

I'm half southern Italian...and in the summer, I'm dark.

This is like a native ad for Imodium.

This is like people on Twitter bitching about football tweets getting more retweets than their oh so pithy State of the Union hot takes.

Perhaps Elliot Spitzer was onto something? (Not just a prostitute?)

Spanx are a thing I wouldn't have worried about before having a kid, but now I can't think of wearing a dress without it (bike shorty thing that goes over the lower tummy, not the long ass garment).

So, you're saying that parents should only get paid if the sport their kid plays brings in revenue for the school? Just wondering...