Same here.

A few years ago I dated a former Marine for a bit. He was as dumb as a box of rocks, but he had a great body and lasted all damn night.

That looks like it could be for after the wedding?!?!

Retrievers can be asshole dogs and I don't mean just when puppies/adolescents when it's their jobs to be annoying, but fully at weight adults. When I was looking for my dog not too long ago, I was sat down by a good breeder and told point blank that there are badly behaved Labs out there and to watch out just because…

I like this. I really like this. I was in an existential crisis this past Christmas faced with giving gifts to my nieces and nephew who have *everything* a kid could want. And parents who throw big birthday/christmas/whatever parties and donate gifts they don't want without telling the giver. I ended up giving the…

Actually, in certain states, homeschooling curriculum materials have to be approved by the local Board of Education and the homeschooling kids have to take the state achievement tests just as the public school kids do. I'm pretty sure Arkansas isn't one of these states.

Ya gotta give Sterling some moral high ground, while creepy and racist, but can at least claim he hasn't sexually assaulted underage girls.

OT: GOD DAMN IT Deadspin, your goddamn new popover ads are fucking with my browser. STOP THAT.

Two thoughts: This girl and her sister need to get out of the South. Also, I am wondering if she was kicked out for her date and the dress was an excuse?!?

You aren't the only one thinking that...

I have a teen in my house and I can say that she has her phases... One day she can be sweet and nice and the next it's going over boundaries, being a little shit and wondering why I am ruining her life. She CAN'T WAIT until she can drive so she can be free. She is by no means a little homebody (I wish) but I can see…

I have just one, and while she is a handful, I can't imagine having another one. And yes, she does drive me crazy in that way only a teenager can and I worry about her...but that is just part of the gig of being a parent.

Actually, there is a Philly wide drink special called a "Happy Meal" which is a can of PBR and a shot of Jim Beam. Don't ask, it just is.

This is the dress: http://www.promgirl.com/shop/dresses/v…

My kid is going to her boyfriend's prom next week, so we ordered her dress online. The dress has no cutouts (it's conservative) except at the cleavage, but what I thought was bodystocking material (you know, like ice skater costumes) on the very low cut cleavage is...crinoline netting. I'm mortified and my kid has…

To ALL of the ladies (Moms and Moms to be) and men (Dads and Dads to be) you ALL rock for trying to figure it out and doing the best for *your* families.

YES! Obamacare does make the health insurance part much easier.

Counter intuitively, I have a teenager and the freelance lifestyle works well at this age, too. :-P But seriously, I found working in an office in a cube much easier when my kid was in elementary/middle school as the yearly schedule was school & summer camp. High school isn't so much the logistics (but that can be a…

You are being a Mom and doing the right thing for your kid. I am speaking as someone who has fought that same fight. Also, it's easier once they are elementary school age, which is when I went back to work full time.

THIS. THIS. THIS. ^^^ I am a single lady now, but I was married when my teenager was young. I "stayed at home" with her when she was an infant and went back to part time work when she was oh, 18 months old. The gap on my resume is now virtually non-existent and I'm at the the VP/Director level career wise. It's as if…