*Cousin, io9 and lifehacker see each other maybe once or twice a year, but don’t really talk otherwise

What kind of sausage

The Christmas special? It’s ok. It’s a thing.

Blue is the Warmest Color doubles both as a great movie and as porn if you’re using a work laptop at home and don’t want to type in Pornhub.com into your browser.

Yeah but that “technically” isn’t supernatural, it was science. For Hugh Jackman to say Allakazam and have another version of himself magically appear with no scientific explanation, that would be supernatural. But since it was “he steps into the science dohickey and now there’s two of them,” that’s what made it not…

They fall in love?

Wasn’t it just originally released as “The Empire Strikes Back?”

“That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for Argo fuck yourself”

Star Wars too draws upon military/army history as well, so seeing some sort of Cold War, Mutually assured destruction narrative would be interesting too. Perhaps after the defeat of the emperor, the rebels became paranoid and wanted to insure that they would never be prone to the destruction of a planet destroyer…

I’m not your pal, buddy

Yes. You are absolutely alone. I can safely say there’s not a single person on this earth who shares that opinion. I’m not being sarcastic, you are literally the only person I’ve ever heard to say that.

I can read it aloud and record myself and then send to you as an MP3 file

Colorado Rockies were the name of Denver’s hockey team before the Avs. The Rockies moved to Jersey in 1982 and became the New Jersey Devils. Colorado got an MLB team in 1993 and named them the Rockies again. And they finally got a hockey team again in 1995 when the Quebec Nordiques moved to Denver and became the…

His name was Rylo Ken. His name was Rylo Ken.

You have daughter misspelled in the headline.

It’s actually an upside down d, standing for “don’t show your faces around here anytime soon Pirates, or you’ll be sorry!”

At least that’s what i hope as another Rockies fan with a slight twinge of pride.

When you look at someone through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags.