I am so glad that this movie is out, not because I really wanted to see it so badly, but because the little cult of Ari Gold wannabes that plague the entertainment industry will finally die out.

Seriously. Ever since that show came out, there has been an outpouring of over-eager, fratty college dudes who’ve flocked to…

Gotcha, thanks for clarifying!

I know, right? Their whole Dilophosaurus schtick is very offensive, that species comes from a poorer, less educated socio-economic background, let’s give them a break.

Well did they have the full staff yet? I mean it was essentially in Beta mode? John certainly wasn’t a good CEO in allowing people to visit the park that early, but it seemed like he was going to bring more stuff on along the way.

Yeah, why did they bring Malcolm to the island? Maybe it’s explained better in the book,…

Oh my god, another Jezebel post praising the Galloway Gals? We get it, they were very influential in the feminist/dinosaur film landscape, let’s talk about something different for once. Jeez!

No they’re only doing delivery service in test markets, it’s not a regular thing yet.

During one summer in college, there was an incoming freshman by the name of Rebecca Johnson (not actual name.) She had friend requested all of the sorority girls (many of whom considered her for rush,) a decent amount of the frat guys, and posted enough regular updates that she was considered by the college masses to…

At the bar with the guys

Babe, next time just go on ahead inside that Stabucks by the side of the road, have a nice latte, and shoot me a text and I’ll be there with my biceps and testosterone in no time. Plus, if the Starbucks employees tell me you were on good behavior, I’ll even buy you a shiny new pair of shoes on the way home.

Sure, the average Paypal user may have no problems with the service. Even the majority of the users may be able to use it swimmingly.

I’ve made the most of my friends traveling actually in the act of getting to a place, not while at that place, so on the train, plane, bus, what have you. From there, that usually leads to swapping numbers and meeting up elsewhere. Strangely though, I haven’t had as much look meeting up with new people when I was at…

Maybe that was Richard Nixon’s true beef with John Lennon...

I was pretty young when I met her, maybe 21 or 22, and she was kind of quiet, a little bit reserved but still nice. But man, when she makes eye contact with you with those big old eyes, it’s like she can see all of your innermost darkest secrets. very sweet person though

I’m just going to list all I have, good or bad.

That actually is pretty dickish. Most of these stories involve celebrities giving brief rude remarks or gestures. But Ashley played you and cost you a whole afternoon. Imagine what you could have done with that afternoon?!?!

Tancredo is an embarrassment to the state of Colorado.

I saw it too and thought it was amazing, and will have to see it again.

Typo second graph, “make take”

You’re right, they’re overdoing it a bit, but it isn’t out of line for a popular sports website to poke fun at another prominent sports personality/media figure.

Bill Barnwell