White guy reporting in. Cam Newton is great. I love to see someone having fun.

Hopefully we hear nothing about his sore bae.

Little known fact: Sue Flay is actually married to Tom Brady’s buddy, Dee Flate.

Brandon Knight’s ability to play basketball over 2 years after his death is truly inspiring.

Wow, there’s just so much stupid to unpack here in such a short comment.

I think that’s just why you would make a bad GM.

I think you don’t know how Deadspin works. Everything is wrong and no one does anything right. Everyone is dumb, the collective is brilliant.

Still not as bad as the “sitting up in the stands” garbage he said postgame

[Nick Collison sits up suddenly, wide-eyed]

The only time your input on your nickname is appreciated is when you let it be known that you hate it

This hypertexting is not elite.

I truly hope Iuipati is OK. Thoughts and prayers to him and his family.

They just announced that he’s at a hospital and has movement in all extremities.

Despite losing starter, 4th string qb Landry Jones, they somehow were productive on offence with little known backup qb Big Ben Roethlisberger.

I know...it’s always winning, winning, winning...it gets old. Who do they think they are, having only one season worse than 6-10 since 1970? Pricks

“I don’t teach kids to do that, to poke people in the eye,” Adams said. “I don’t accept it or tolerate it.”

Despite losing Landry Jones.