Once again, let’s accept that I am clueless and doddering. What is a racist fart noise?

I live in NOLA and went through Katrina. Was exiled for a year in Houston. Watched my children cry themselves to sleep at night because they couldn’t go home.

Wow, they must have been really appalled!

The Steelers would beat Notre Dame. Hard to argue with that.

Whatever. These things happen.

The guy who I’m replying to that has no knowledge of the facts of the case cares. Theres enough room for outrage within the actual facts without making stuff up or being ignorant.

Wow. A DATED reference.

He did miss 19 games, FYI. He should be in jail, but just some fact-checking for you.

So the answer is no :)

You mean the 4-star general that served his country in 3 separate wars?

Are you guys ever critical of Democrats?

Is there a filter I can turn on to suppress all of the Futbol posts on Deadspin? I know we are all supposed to care about soccer - and I am old enough to have watched Pele beat the Brits in the 1970 World Cup in Guadalajara (I was only 10) - but I just don’t care about Futbol except when the US Women are pursuing the…

There is no arguing that trauma to the head can lead to mental illness, but there are plenty of 30+ year olds that develop mental illness without concussion type trauma.

No, Urban knows all about getting the shit kicked out of him, Saban made him quit the SEC like a little bitch.

Beat by 7 is now whip the shit out of?

So when I placed my penis inside of a hot dog bun and asked my wife if she wanted a “cock meat sandwich” I was wrong? WTF !?!?

There’s another factor related to that—a lot of players have complained that the crackdown on high tackling (because brain trauma is bad PR) have led to more knee and ankle injuries. I don’t know if that’s true or not, but a torn ACL is more noticeable and keeps a player out longer than a concussion does.

That got dark.

What kind of parents would let their teen daughter anywhere near Tyler Seguin?

Tyler laying the ground work early. Next step, convince her to go to school near Dallas in two years. That’s what sets Tyler apart, long term planning.