it would be a smart move on the person who punched to come in and tell his side before we get the victim and hear his side.

Yes

I don’t buy your argument. You didn’t begin with a condescending “Nah” that was given its own paragraph.

One of the best defenders at PF? you could argue he isn’t the best defensive PF on the team. He had a negative defensive box plus-minus which was lower than Kevin Love’s, and he also had less defensive win-shares. The dude is just a glass cleaning specialist that happens to have the same agent as the best player in…

“I use the same nutritionist too!!” -DeMarco Murray

Sock fines actually happen a lot. And evidently, they’re assholes about pant length, too.

“Centrefield”!?!

I thought a sucker punch is one you don’t see coming? In other words, a dirty punch you can’t defend against. The Giants fan saw the punch coming all the way from the time the arm was cocked.

Awwww. That’s cute. The punter thinks he’s people.

While I do agree with everything you said, Ironhead was never a Steeler.

Among all of the dicks and assholes in that shot, it comes as no surprise that Adam Jones is the biggest.

Yeah i know. I’m just saying this is stupid. “Michigan alumni smiles when team is winning”. He was probably frowning when they were losing too. It’d be funny if he was talking shit or something, but this just turned into me staring at things in the background looking for a joke.

“Yes, we’re very offended.” —The boner pill companies.

I read it more as a “Mattingly is a terrible manager who failed to have his team cover third base, so when Murphy went to second on a walk, he was able to steal third uncontested” joke.

Remember Jim Leyland in 2006 in the ALDS? Hell, I’m a White Sox fan and I loved Leyland for that.

That would be an absolutely massive tooth. In the first video it kind of looks like he has a pacifier in his mouth.

That’d be a pretty big tooth even for an adult.

Imagine if this happened at Foxboro. What shitstorm would we be waking up to this AM?

Nah. That was true 30-40 years ago, but people are coming to, not leaving, Pittsburgh nowadays. (I’m not a Pittsburgher, but it’s a good city now.)

If Chase Utley wants to play it safe i’d suggest no US Open tennis matches for at least 10 years, no Belmont stakes for at least 5 years. He could probably pull off a Westminster kennel show at MSG getting decent seats without incident.