What about 51 bananas worth of banana bread?

Counter theory and future blind item, Jake is Becky with the good hair.

Weird, because she’s my neighbor who breaks into my house and does quirky things for the sake of being quirky. Is your name Hannah? Because if it is please come get your partner for the last damn time, I’m considering a restraining order now that she put my ailing grandfather on Craigslit under GILF’s. Honestly it…

I want to do that almost as much as I want to do Dungeons and Dragons with Vin Diesel and Judi Dench.

Jennifer Aniston and I are surprisingly alike! Her passion for “not talking” is quite similar to posting in the grays on Jezebel. One may as well say nothing at all!

seems to me JLAW is involved with everyone, everyone, we need to check on Bobby if she is involved with him too.

I really need to know what happened 10 years ago to Taco Tuesday.

“I really wish I could experience the searing pain and nauseau of a migraine!”- No one ever

Well there’s an “and” in there so Kates.

Some males are distracted.

How many more times do we have to hear this before we are offered a single reason why it’s a girl’s job not to distract boys and men by simply existing?

It really boggles the mind how men got to be in charge of anything at all; if you go by the opinions of some (way too many) people, they all…

Marcia Cross/Dr. Kimberly Shaw on Melrose.

I don’t care I still love Lala. She is just one comment away from “When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong.”

I don’t feel the same way, but I get it. Katie has been positioned as the emotional core of the show (for some strange reason) and also the rational one. But she’s not! She’s just as crazy as the rest, so the disparity between the role she’s been assigned and her actual self is huge. Lala is a gem, and the show needs…

Ditto, I love her DGAF attitude. she’s a bad bitch and she is NOT SORRY.

This is basically what happened to me and my exhusband, except that it was one of my colleagues, not his sister. She was not a bridesmaid, but then he ‘accidentally’ invited too many groomsmen and why dont I have her be a bridesmaid since everyone gets along so well? So well = too well. O no darling, you don’t worry…

When you get raised from birth expecting getting together with a guy, and then marrying him, to be the apex of your life purpose, you’ll overlook a lot of crap in order to be able to tell yourself that you’re on track for a proper, successful life.

Huh. It seems at that point the jeweler should just eat it right? I mean it’s their mistake. Unless it’s a really small jeweler that can’t afford it, that’s pretty poor customer service to call in a newly engaged couple and be like JK i need to take your diamond back.

The only marriage advice I have ever received from senior women:

25????? You’re complaining at twenty fucking 5?????

Pledging a fraternity let me break out of my shell in college, I never had a lot of friends in high school, in college, I was a wallflower, I pledged my sophmore year, and became vice president in 2 years. I built my confidence up, became a respected senator on student council, and was generally well liked. There are…