The only thing dumber than some of us is all of us, together.

I found a higher res version

If it wasn’t already obvious it’s 100% fake, the photo editor missed a huge detail by not changing the rear-end shadow to reflect a shorter vehicle. Good effort, though.

This is the “Idiocracy” of Jalopnik comments.

Dear valued customer,

It’s ok, they’ll just fill in the gaps with CGI and the horse’s brother.

Wow, a sad day indeed for Sex and the City fans. RIP Sarah Jessica Parker.

Slipknot? Psh. Whitechapel. Behemoth. Amon Amarth (they have a song dedicated to the Blood Eagle, which is fucking metal). Gojira. Meshuggah. So many bands that are better than Slipknot.

Why is this even a question? We answered it this morning...

Here’s a song to go with your selection:

Yeah, nearly dying was certainly “what was coming to him” for driving too close to the car in front of him.

Exactly, I think Graverobber is trying to see if he can’t dig up a 100% CP. He’s gotten close lately.

You NEVER make money back on a project.

Not to mention the tree trimming incident.

I’m not scared. If they wanted to blow someone up, they’d have done it by now.

Those are the drivers you actually want to be friends with.

I’m sorry but I’m putting this amount of cash into a cherry 328 before this.

the price is reasonable for one of these if you wanted one of these dupontregistry

The new Lambo looks pretty good. What the hell is up with that center console though? The visibility in this thing seems bad enough for every single one of them to end up in a lake.

This is proof that top speed (in reference to a cars performance) is an asinine measuring tool. If there is no place ON EARTH that a car can reach its top speed safely, than whats the point of having such a car?