Yet ironically enough, Mauer is the only one who’s played respectably this season thus far.

Votto will be fine. He is still walking a bunch and has okay power. At some point those lines drives will fall in for doubles and the Reds will suck slightly less.

Oh won’t somebody please think of the poor boys who wanted to gang bang a 15 year old girl, got caught and suffered virtually zero consequences for their actions.

Yes, many women consider the gang bang to be a way of owning our sexuality, much to the chagrin of men.

He’s 16, she’s 15, and by all accounts it was consensual.

Uh, no. But I have made a joke in a comment section.

Privately financing probably required the team to take on some debt obligations through bonds. And, as everyone knows, when you bring in bonds, there’s a chance you’ll see some inflated numbers.

I remember those days, Snapchat was all the rage and $11 with tax and convenience fee got you a movie ticket.

not when they shoot out everywhere like that.

Look. I know it’s Bryce Harper and all, but this isn’t news. Everyone knows when you haven’t even had the chance to stroke a dong in a while, when you finally get one it’s gonna shoot the fuck outta there.

Because he hit that Ding-Dang-Dong, Harper gets to stay at the world-renowned Plaza Hotel.

Fetty WARP

Stay in Austin?

Pictured: a baseball mountain.

Rex Ryan approves of this photo.

Blue and white... but what he said.

His current show on CNN is so good, IMO. It’s political and it’s honest — as in, he understands that food, along with the rest of culture, moves from the bottom up and he steady features working class folks and Black folks (wherever applicable). So many populations are often erased from the culture that originates…

Your son sounds dope.

I was expecting Mel Gibson and Robert Downey Jr.

@Sisyphus: Really? Would we accept that kind of logic from a man? He deserved it because he probably antagonized her? Based on the article and comments here, I don't disagree with him. Gleefully admitting to partner violence is not okay just because you're a woman. It's still something to be ashamed of.