I also worry about AUX jack failure

HHHNNNNNGGGG

Professional sports are a reults-driven business

This. I was made to look like Russ Martin trying to handle a knuckleball one time. Bottom just fell out of it right under my glove hand.

Bill Clinton can’t serve another term as President

Well, kinda. It a revised version of the Zeta platform. Not identical to that of the VE Commodore.

Still a stunna

You’re making me wonder if I just ripped off my friend for selling him my Kia Spectra winter-beater for $200. Mind you, mine was a 2008.

I say forget the hair dryers and just give me a V8.

lolwut?

I think he’s responding to the question, “what more could you want?”

No, that would make it affordable.

Me too... 400WHP on ~3950lbs curb. I am willing to go higher. Let’s dance on the edge of the volcano together and create more imbalance with this ratio!

I can’t believe somebody remembered something that happened at a Phish concert.

It’s easy to be the world’s strongest man when eat one of your competitors every day at 2:30.

Fantastic. I’ve used the ol’ screwey through filtery thing trick before. Tonight I will be assuredly taking off the fill bolt first tonight when changing out the fluid on my friend’s G35 transmission.

*Feverishly searching for massive erection in video*

Gone to purify himself in the waters of the Lake Minnetonka in the sky.

I used to work at a Fifth Wheel Truck Stop up here in Canada as a kid. The ‘reefer’ jokes were not lost on me.

I know a fella who has, on more than one occasion, used the phrase ‘smoke a reefer of grass’. He is 50 and very not cool. The next time he utters those words, I will be sure to let him know that he is using the worst and fourth worst words respectively in place of marijuana when he says it. Thanks.