leaving

Hot Pockets for dinner?

I’ll be doing V2's on my Pontiac in the future as well. People have told me they are overkill. Those people aren’t in my life anymore.

Perpetuated War on Drugs, seems more fitting.

LeBron should just worry about basketball and not get mired in this social media nonsense. Otherwise the Raptors may soon be unfollowing the Cavs as well.

You do realize, LaRoche, the man at the center of this whole debacle and article you presumably just read, has retired.

Hugo Boss

As a 27 year old who works for the family business at a Pontiac (formerly)-Buick-GMC store in business for 50 years, there it goes. It’s gone. My faith in Buick doing anything to rush blood into my phallic region is obliterated.

Dear GM,

I love my sedan :(

So why were you replying to me in the first place? I replied to mitchnmuray stating that the RCMP were, in fact, in Ontario. You felt compelled to give me a Coles Notes on RCMP jurisdiction... WHYYYYY?!

The OPP wouldn’t have responded to that either... would have been WRPS.

Did I say it was?

0-5, nigga, real quick.

...and?

It’s what I strive for. I shall sleep well tonight, after I milk the moose, feed the bear, and map out the apologies I shall dole out tomorrow.

No sense of humor? It was a stupid joke. Move on.

I love it.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *deep breath*…

Yeah, likely had “down with OPP” joke chambered for quite a while.