...and?

It’s what I strive for. I shall sleep well tonight, after I milk the moose, feed the bear, and map out the apologies I shall dole out tomorrow.

No sense of humor? It was a stupid joke. Move on.

I love it.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *deep breath*…

Yeah, likely had “down with OPP” joke chambered for quite a while.

You said they weren’t in Ontario. You were wrong. I believe what you should have said is that Ontario, like one other province, has a Provincial Police force. Aside from that, this cat is located in Kitchener, and was probably visited by Waterloo Regional Police Service.

The RCMP have an office in my town, 30 minutes east of Toronto.

In that case I’ll just return my children to the kid store. Hope I can find the receipt.

See, not so short!

And that’s no coincidence.

HA! Such a ludicrous thing to say. Today’s kids would scare the fucking shit out of almost any pitcher/hitter they faced if we could transport them back to the “golden age”.

Drumpf.

My favorite part of that dinger is that Goins is practically crossing home when Bautista leaves the box.

I was thinking this the other day. I am a peripheral basketball fan at best, but looking at the standings the other day seeing Toronto a mere 2 games back, how good could they be with LBJ? Toronto would coronate him on arrival, and instantly make them the East faves. The Raptors would almost certainly have my…

Source?

One can only hope the board of directors fall in the tank before he is too weak to eat.

that would be my main beef

I had one. I rescued it, abandoned on my property. It was fun. Was.

They’ll be lucky to find the US...