Spending and spending right are two different things. Look at the Dodgers.

The best.

You can only check the stick

Bahstahn fans are just the worst kind of people, you’re right. But I didn’t want go all True Yankee around here...

Really, though.

He’s over 30 and finished top ten in MVP voting once.

Still can’t top Cardinals fans

AND HOW THE FUCK AM I STILL GREY?!?!?!

Because reviewing neighborhood plays won’t slow down the game at all.

That last sentence hurt my head.

Only if I get to fuck him in the ass.

I’m not sure if the fans hold such a great disdain for him over his achievements in YS or against the Yankees in pivotal times, but that he has been able to skate his entire career being the lovable creature that he is, while A-Rod, clearly the superior player, is constantly vilified for the sake of... what exactly?

20 years to find this, and people are convinced there are no extraterrestrial lifeforms?

Definitely meant the car.

Um, no. Because there is a fine pair of legs getting into the vehicle which I would most willingly sacrifice organ tissue for. Satisfied?

I am speechless. I have no speech. But my heart hurts.

How is this always the answer?

Profit? I guess you’ve had zero running costs...

Factual, concrete numerical offer? Let me know when the cash is in your hands.

This. Plus, it’s all conjecture at this point. Talk to me when the money is in your hand.