Nelson Racing Engines tends to churn out some stuff that is pleasing to the eye... usually a little down on power though.

Shoulda ripped the e-brake!

This is dad-bod

I can’t wait to find out

lol. axle shafts were snapped off, motor itself was moved over a couple feet. But yeah, it would probably have made the ~10km journey home!

My bout.

As someone who has been hit by a train something something

The best part about Ford nomenclature is putting ‘anal’ in before their model names.

People come from far and wide to visit Wrigley. Easily one of the biggest tourist attractions in Chicago. Not necessarily Cub fans.

- Abused animal commericals

160 men go down, 80 couples come up

I was all like, “yeah, son! You tell them wh-, oh. F-35, eh? I’ll just be leaving now...”

I still use a Blackberry ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

This may or may not have been happening for thousands of years.

Seems like, like, a nice kid.

9 missed PAT’s yesterday

Papelbon needs to let go of Harper’s throat and get a hold of himself.

I use number 4 all the time. This, along with personality mirroring are excellent methods.

awe :(

I wouldn’t refute that, buuuut source?