@DougDeMuro is the author of Plays With Cars, which his mother says is “fairly decent.” He worked as a manager for Porsche Cars North America before quitting to become a writer.

I work at a Buick GMC dealer. While I love our trucks, you would think a ‘Professional Grade’ truck could properly align a steering wheel...

From all accounts, my G8 can be raucously loud from the outside, but I still think it’s quiet inside the car. We know not what we do.

Because they’re rusting out and should be inactive.

This is horrible, I know.

It’s the hero SEMA deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we’ll mod it. Because it can take it. Because it’s not our car. It’s loud as fuck, a douche detector. An ugly car.

Are you Canadian?

How’d that work out?

Love how everybody’s preconception of heavy partying is ‘heavily drinking’. Clearly nobody here just goes out and dances all night anymore.

Title says, “heavy partying”.

That kind of behavior is normal.

That’s a museum piece.

See? See this, people? This is how you Kinja.

Friends don’t let friends drive a Prius

Wait, wait, wait.... YOU mean to tell ME, that you spent an exorbitant amount of money on something provided by someone named John Fucking Hennessey and didn’t get your moneys worth?

R. T. F’N. A.

Just when I believed I couldn’t think any less of Greg Hardy, I learn he drives a California. For shame, Mr. Hardy.

My little sister’s name is Nicola.

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again.