I just lost my mind. I miss you Towelie!

Well played

Do you hate all women who are full of shit, or just the white ones?

do u even drift, bro?

More than the older generations not seeing or acknowledging a vibrant car culture amongst the youth, I don’t think they want to. They don’t wish to share it with us (I’m 26). I could be way off base, but just in my experience, they rebuke anything that we may do to personalize any of our rides as silly or what have…

BlackBerry user... samezies.

This was great! Any day I can learn anything new about baseball is a good day in my book.

Top notch, Doug. Top notch. I lol’d twice. People get the impression I’m not hard at work when I read your articles, and they’re right.

Umm... driver?

Gonna say ‘Pics or it didn’t happen’ with respect to your fuel mileage. That’s nowhere near what I experienced in driving an SS for a couple weeks. Like, AT LEAST 10MPG worse with combined driving.

Of course! How else would it start? GAHHD!

You are not wrong.

you douche knuckle! My sales rep says they haven’t ran on unicornis sanguine since ‘97... NICE TRY!

I HATE this commercial. No sane person gives that large of a fuck about iVTEC.

Because they don’t win them

It was the best of times. It was the worst of times.

BMW Proximity Sensor

I have lusted after this feature for years.

As a former altar boy, I’ve been to quite a few. Nothing out of the ordinary ever seemed to happen at these.