You are not wrong.

you douche knuckle! My sales rep says they haven’t ran on unicornis sanguine since ‘97... NICE TRY!

I HATE this commercial. No sane person gives that large of a fuck about iVTEC.

Because they don’t win them

It was the best of times. It was the worst of times.

BMW Proximity Sensor

I have lusted after this feature for years.

As a former altar boy, I’ve been to quite a few. Nothing out of the ordinary ever seemed to happen at these.

We don’t have a justice system, we have a legal system.

... and then along came a man. A man they call, Orlove.

They must agree, judging by their new facelift.

Perhaps you’re right. Perhaps I was too hasty in my selection. But I thought year 2000, and this came to my mind.

LIKE A FUCKING BOSS

At work.

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo, dude.

yeah, yeah, yeah. 1998. Whatever. You don’t know what you’re talking about. If this doesn’t say, “I’m ready for the new fucking millenium”, I don’t know what does.

good lord

wow! my bad. I’m legit embarrassed.