If you didn’t want to be “that guy”, you just wouldn’t have written that. You totally wanted to be “that guy”.

No. I felt fine before. I feel the same as then.

trollololololol

The fact that you have to ask raises enough evidence against both parties to declare they are both disgusting seas of humanity.

Eagles fans go to Philadelphia International to boo safe landings.

Thank god! Someone saved Jalopnik from miscontruing what an actual drift is! YOU ARE A HERO!

Every day for the past half decade, I have had marijuana in my car. That’s not going to change.

And the fella who, y’know, actually enforces the law, let him go, sans punishment.

RGIII should just go dominate the Corn Field League already...

Came here to say this. +1

HAWTDIGGITY! I have no good reason to want this car, and can’t even begin to have any concept of whether or not this is a good price, but eff it. NP.

Bruh, Corvettes have that.

Did Pastor Maldonado get an invisibility cloak?

Munenori Kawasaki should be in the upper echelons of Blue Jays payroll.

the first and last time Harrison Ford and Leonardo DiCaprio will be listed in the same sentence.

I think Jeter did that winning thing once or twice...

Currently driving a G8. My previous vehicle, also a G8. Before that, pretty much all crap. Just not fun crap. I hang out with buddies quite a bit at the local coffee joint. ALL NIGHT, there are Civics in and out of there. Lowered. Exhausts by Campbell’s Soup. Stickered to the point I’m not sure the stock bottom ends…

Upon VIN decode, it was an LT.

Must have fresh rotors and pads.

Y’know if my wife swallowed the load that created this baby, I could have one day afforded an automobile such as this, but I can’t. I want to run my key the length of this baby’s body, but I can’t.