I was the first to star this. If I’m the last, God help us all.

OH! there’s a jet coming at me at a bajillion miles per hour... let me just get out my rain wear, promptly jimmy rig it to my camera for a protective barrier, and then set up for this awesome future GIF.

Luxury... sport... utility... vehicle.

Chasing women. Well, I never really chased them, but I’ve given up on the thought of myself ever potentially chasing women.

I skipped most of this article to say that Coors Light is horriawful.

CANADUHHHH! FUCK YEAHHH! COMIN’ TO KEEP THE MOTHERFUCKIN’ PEACE, YEAHHH!

Ahhhh yess the sound! Nothing like the *chink* of a flat beds chains tightening...

That was beautiful and horrifying all at the same time.

Nice. My previous G8 had a really discrete sunglasses holder overhead. Replaced it with another G8 with a sunroof, lost my weed sunglasses holder. I was disappointed when I realized the HUGE mistake I had made.

I think Pennington’s face is the real story here

Ah. Intriguing.

Darn.

I’m guessing this was over a $700 plane ticket.

FitzMagikTragik is clearly behind this. Paid IK like some Tonya Harding shit

Three years between oil changes? What do you drive? A diesel generator?

In a story he did about living with a Ferrari in the mundane day-to-day duties that a DD would encounter... yes.

Was just about to say... tire inflation. Able bodied people, no less.

As a diehard Yankees fan, it sucks to see Gerrit Cole turning into exactly what I hoped he would be when we drafted him.

I once watched “Mayday” for an hour on a flight.