My bad, Brazil is the paragon of cleanliness and order. If only the rest of the world followed their lead.

Obligatory Simpsons.

....road rage will have an entirely new meaning though. Clean the wreckage out of the yard after rush hour.

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

That’s not a celebration, that’s a suicide attempt.

Keep in mind, you’re visiting a Gawker site; if it’s not New York City, it’s a desperate cultural wasteland.

... especially in such desperate cultural wastelands football hotbeds as Columbus ...