That is helpful to know and I guess its a Catch-22 because Daily Fail could care less about pleas for privacy and the Heard/Musk protestations then make casual observers like me who were initially like, “OK” now want to know if something is up.

Oh, interesting angle.

If he and Amber married, they could add a second scent to the line.

For the longest time, I genuinely believed Elan Musk to be a brand of perfume.

You are projecting a lot on a very neutral and straight-forward headline, friend.

Um, this is a false rape article, not a rape article. Get your articles straight. Thank you.

So as painful and surreal and fucked up as my situation was, I don’t ever want to use this as an example to justify anything.

Dude is right.

I think we’ve all been so trained by headlines to feel something along the lines of outrage and/or snark that we’re reading into some intent by the author that may not actually be there.

“It’s such a tricky topic for me because I don’t ever want to minimize how much that happens to women all the fucking time,” he says. “They say one in four women will experience some kind of sexual assault in their life which is fucking insane and heartbreaking. So as painful and surreal and fucked up as my situation…

The dumpster behind the Olive Garden.

Yeah, everything he said seems pretty reasonable.

I actually think he’s handling it really well. Especially not wanting to act like false rape accusations are common.

I feel like the lede here should be “Conor Oberst was falsely accused of rape, and OH HEY uses the opportunity when asked about it to be publicly compassionate toward women who’ve been assaulted.”

That...seems okay as far as comparisons go? Maybe even a bit understating it, since this accusation was another person’s willful act and accidents are, well, accidents.

This photo has always confused me. What is he communicating here? Why do I hear a gay porn soundtrack? Why am I laughing at the idea of Paul Ryan getting in over his head during a kink scene because “Singlepayerhealthcare” was his safe word?

This Aaron Carter busines is so funny to me. A couple years ago my band opened for him in Ventura, California. Now, we were not a fit “musically” but, you take what you can get in Ventura when it comes to shows.It was a shitshow, to say the least.

1. Aaron’s manager ran all his songs off of a Macbook directly into the…

The words “herpes” and “Atlantic City Days Inn” were born to br together.

Around here, we call that kind of sex “skinny repeal.” It’s not what you promised, it’s not what you were hoping for, no one is really satisfied, and you know it will lead to big problems in the future ... but maybe better than nothing?

This is sort of like when Marines ask celebrities to whatever fancy Marine dance they have except the Marine is on meth and not a marine and the fancy dance is optimistically an Olive Garden.