Mmm my mom used to make sun tea with mint fresh from the garden. I’ve never had food poisoning - maybe it was my high intake of sun tea as a kiddo. (I’m kidding, I know that’s not how it works)

I recently bought a brewing pitcher so I can cold brew loose-leaf tea in the fridge, and now I’m basically living on iced tea. It’s so tasty, it’s much better for my stomach than coffee, and I can drink it plain instead of loading it up with milk and sugar like I do with coffee.

And above iced tea is the best of all cold weather drinks: SUN TEA.

I was also skeptical of her claim. Many survivors of sexual assault take quite some time to come to terms with what happened to them; IMMEDIATELY calling oneself a victim did not seem in keeping with what we normally see.* It’s not uncommon for survivors of sexual assault to emphasize that they are survivors, not…

Iced tea is good. Iced coffee is fucking divine. To me they are different categories, coffee is a treat (iced hazelnut latte mmmmmmmggggghhhhhhroool) while iced tea is a standard ass beverage.

No, the bachelor is not allowed to get to know the woman that well. I know, it baffled me too.

My longest relationships have had no interest in that.

All I have to say is, if my butthole looked like a magical entrance to a tropical cave like in the picture above, I’d show it to anyone, any time, and charge for it.

That looks.... not sanitary.

dudes be eating every asshole they see

Yeah, if that’s the new standard, not only am I not a genuine millennial, I may actually be a throwback from the Edwardian age. My inner germaphobe is just not down with that, but you kids go on having your fun.

I never knew I (or anyone) had hair on my butthole until I got a brazilian wax and she ripped it off. But I never thought about it much until I saw this headline. Not only did I not realize I had hair on my butthole, but every guy I’ve had sex with has known this about me while I remained oblivious.

no, i think we shouldn’t make assumptions that everyone is into that. i’m not, and neither have most of the guys i’ve been with. there were one or two, but the rest just weren’t interested. i, like a responsible sex-haver, always make sure to have a conversation about it beforehand because i am not into it and…

The true generational divide: do you eagerly eat ass.

These come in handy if it’s an issue.

My Labrador has a pretty unlikable butthole. I think it’s just a general feeling.

I kind of wonder what is a likeable and an unlikeable butt hole?

I already knew they could see it, but the fact that many women didn’t know men could see it what a little funny, so just carry on like it’s no big deal, since it clearly isn’t.

“To be frank—I don’t care if someone does or does not like my butthole.”

I don’t buy this for a single second, as a self-conscious species we care if someone does or does not like every single part of us. Which is why people wear makeup, get hair plugs, shave things, dress to disguise perceived body flaws, go to the…

When Ethel Merman used a strap-on on me, it didn’t bother me that she could see it.