Remember "The Jerk"? When Steve Martin found out what his Special Purpose was for?

Lance Armstrong's "gift"? DO NOT WANT

Mr.West? We have reality holding on Line 1...

Yes! Yes!! YES!!!

Kind of pinched. Imagine all of your dreams coming true and this is how it turns out.

The Scientologist big wigs must be very disappointed that all that cleansing has left only this shell of a human behind...

Maybe spending it with someone who spells it Christ - a -mas??? Sorry.

Is there anything less festive than a Christamas with bitter parents "just trying to make it through the holidays"? Poor kids.

I am no Ann Curry fan, but I am impressed she could speak at all standing that close to him. Swoon.

On the plus side he looks good, lucid at least. Maybe there is hope for him yet - if he can ditch the succubus.

Better than what???

@theruraljuror: To hide the wires, of course.

You bunch of nancies could not carry her bra, let alone fend off a raccoon.

@avery1458: Seriously, I am in love with that backhand volley. Money shot, indeed...

Walk of Shame

Walk of shame?

Butt pick in 1...2...3

Best pencil thin moustache since Flynn.

@kityglitr: Um, smugglers?

I hope Gimelstob likes Rosey Palmer because I am pretty sure he will not be getting any any time soon.