Because if we've learned anything from Ubisoft, it's to trust them with gameplay footage many months out from a product's release.

"Small Pocket" teams.

Right, because knees are totally designed to bend this way! Yeah, he's faking.

Man, I wish I was smart enough to figure out how to run this game on a PC :(

Someone is getting hurt. They're being hurt emotionally.

That's really funny.

I'll miss Adress the Sess more. I loved that you could tell the people asking him questions were real gamers/nerds because half of them had a speech impediment of some sort/were mildly autistic.

The saddest thing about that God of War controversy was he was so utterly right. I wouldn't say I was necessarily offended by the trophy (though it did rub me in the wrong way), but it was just stupid, uncalled for, and not even clever. Everyone's so aware of sexism at the moment that sometimes mountains are made out…

*Crosses fingers* Book, book, book, book! longform linguistic criticism style analysis of games book book book book! Put that English degree and all that Greenblatt study to work on a book! Make Killing Is Harmless look like the freshman final essay that it is! Book!

You know, I'm just about sick and tired of "tolerating" a bunch of ignorant provincial hicks who openly express their wish that we roll back the 20th Century.

#CancelSueyPark She monopolized the conversation and made it 100% about Asians and/or herself at the expense of anyone whose heritage clashes with the name Redskins.

Multiplayer games have required Gold since the original Xbox. Sorry that you are a retard and didnt realize that from the start. I love how its always like a new discovery, wait what? It requires gold to play online? NO SHIT! It always has. Its XBOX! That or you were being sarcastic at how stupid that reviewers are,…

The Last of Us

Sounds like inefficient speculation to me. Scratch that, you don't know what you are talking about.

HAHAHAHAH. Wow. Making declarative statements about what you imagine to be an oversight with the game. Inefficient coding? Really? I imagine you've never written a line of code in your life. Code doesn't take up space. Assets do. Inefficient code could cause things like frame stuttering, but code has literally nothing…

I'll just leave this here

Why did you feel the need to tell everyone that homosexuality wasn't your cup of tea?

The way this site works is that we expect that linking to articles about a guy, embedding a video about him, and mentioning that he's fought on the local circuits and is a former training partner of an Olympic wrestling captain should provide our readers, who we don't think are total fucking morons, enough context to…

You are a ray of sunshine.

Flappy Bird was a blatant rip-off from Nintendo's art, and mimicked free flash games that don't ask for money.

This is just dumb fun, with weird and hilarious physics-based "mechanics."

This is totally worth the Steam Sale it'll eventually have.