OMG IF I GET ONE MORE OF THESE

People really resent him from not being the teenager he was 30+ years ago, don’t they. He’s 52. He doesn’t even look bad for 52.

I was being facetious, obviously.

ARE YOU ME? I BINGE WATCH FRASIER TOO!

Yeeeeep. When I sit down at the end of the day to binge watch Frasier or whatever I’m obsessed with at the time it’s because I’ve had enough of the real world, and all I want is a quip or two from Niles Crane.

“You can say you support feminism. But don’t say you’re an actual feminist.”

Just FYI - “Drink the Kool Aid” doesn’t refer to Kool Aid being disgusting - it’s a reference to the mass suicide by poisoned Kool Aid in Jonestown, Guyana. People who have “drunk the Kool Aid” are brainwashed.

Bella’s face say’s everything. EVERYTHING.

It’s SO incredibly annoying to have filthy rich people saying this shit.

Ughhhh seriously. Like I could be really fucking content with what I have too if I had literally everything I could possibly want that money can buy. Sit down [at your professionally decorated table], Khloe.

not to mention celery, which is one of the world’s worst vegetables

No macho is fighting with someone who can fight back. Stabbing someone who is much smaller and trusts you is just abuse.

Ugh, yup. My first job was awful and the skeezy owner only hired young (high school aged) girls, which should have been the first red flag. But he used to always stand so effing close and follow you around so that it became nearly impossible to not “accidentally” bump into him at least once a shift. And, like, the…

I think it depends. I once dumped a guy via text after about four months of dating, which on the surface is admittedly a dick move. HOWEVER, I did it because he was absolutely horrible and I never wanted to have to see or talk to him again. It was immensely satisfying.

I am vacillating between oh my god no and oh my god why hasn’t this already happened.

It’s weird how our leading voice in medicine seems uneducated in this area.

“McCarthy also wondered why actors engaged in kissing scenes weren’t required to disclose their HIV status.”

I think you must be trolling but...