Yes, good for you!

My husband is relatively good about doing chores. Except when my father in law is around.

1. 28 year old me should not think that young Sawa is hot but I do. Sorry world.

Wow, almost like that’s the whole point.

I’m a Scully in the streets and Mulder in the sheets.

god fucking bless you, Madeleine.

I love ghost stories and Halloween, but hauntings and stuff as much as I want to believe in, just aren’t believable. In fact I just recently read that the reason why most ghost stories and sightings revolve around the middle 1800’s and the Victorian era, is because of carbon monoxide poisoning from indoor lamps.…

I’m a guy, and this horrifies me more than I can express.

You know why female praying mantises eat their mates after they copulate? Because they know that assholes like this exist.

“Imagine her as a faceless orifice, a sex doll to be used in your Christian ejaculatory efforts.”

omg you guys I’m sorry I had to ungrey this person just because I cannot stop laughing at this comment

14 year old girls aren’t women, they’re children. So it doesn’t matter how much faster women mature than men.

Ick, this line of reasoning is just ick. Please treat a 14 year old girl like a 14 year old, ‘cause there are all sorts of social, cultural, economic, biological, and other things affecting her maturity and even if she’s mature on some things she’s not mature on others and a 14 year old kid is a kid, not magically a…

Does it? I’m guessing she’s worth a lot more than he is. So even if he took, say, 40% he’s probably taking her money and not the other way around.

Uh...did you...miss the part where the vegetarian samples were the most likely to be contaminated ones?

I’m intrigued. I’ve always just kept a stash of black ones for shark week.

The victim’s age doesn’t prevent her from having lifelong consequences.

Yeah this whole thing stinks. I get that people get bored with their marriages, need to spice things up, etc, but if you’re that far along, just split up. In the long run it’s better for everyone.

I didn’t like any of this. As someone who has been cheated on multiple times, this made me queasy. I didn't like his answers or candor about it. No I will not "find myself in this situation someday", if I am with someone and want to be with someone else, I'll end my current relationship first cuz I'm not a fuckhead.

23-year-olds are women, too. And really, if you're classifying someone you slept with as a 'girl' instead of a 'woman', I'd say that's a problem.