Public libraries aren’t safe environments for kids. When they’re not full of drag queens, they’re full of mentally ill homeless people. 

Only a spaz would use an ableist slur like lame. 

Toe clips on bike pedals are extreme and dangerous to Biden.

Brace yourselves for the peaceful protests tonight. Stay safe, everyone. 

It’s a bitter irony that this is probably the best thing that has ever happened for this site. 

Would this have happened if RBG had retired while Obama was in office?

TIL black people in New York are forced to own guns against their will. 

Trolling drives engagement, which is very good for site traffic (I should know). Spanfeller himself probably sent out a memo instructing writers not to ban commenters. Trolls and sponsored content from Disney are probably G/O’s biggest revenue drivers.

They casted him for the Flash and got the Joker instead. 

I don’t see how this effectively overturns Mirana rights. Who doesn’t know they have the right to remain silent and they have the right to an attorney? It’s etched into our collective brains.

Negligent homicide applies when someone is directly and physically responsible for someone’s death (i.e. running someone over while texting and driving). It doesn’t apply here.

I’ll take that as a no. 

Up her clit? Have you ever seen a real life vagina?

It’s a shame a gay man is no longer safe walking the streets at 2 am looking for a footlong.

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Fix your headline. The proper grammar is “done teared down.”

Hooters is obviously not appropriate for children either. What a random question.

That’s cultural appropriation, bro.