Awww...princess, your parents weren't perfect and you had to realise that life is tough? Squish fucking squish.

Bloody hell, how old are you? You’re still bitching and moaning about your parents not being perfect and perhaps even being human? Get the fuck over yourself, princess, and realise that you’re not a special snowflake and that your parents are just these human fallible flawed assholes. Like you. And they may even be…