“Oh for fuck’s sake! Stop trying to make your boring ass babies cool with my last name.”

At last, video evidence that 2:24 is faster than 2:26.

Nope. Best practices for suicide reporting recommend not using “committed,” which sounds like a crime or, to religious communities, like a sin, and “kill yourself” is just insensitive, crude, and poorly phrased. “Died by suicide” is the phrasing recommended by mental health professionals and the American Foundation…

They are more afraid of going to jail for doing their jobs properly than they are of getting shot on duty.

brb never sleeping ever again

The driving, fighting for the country and legal authority of being 18 was part of my thinking too and I just subtracted a year from it. At 17 I wanted to start being their dad-mentor-friend person and not just a dad.

I’ve been poor. I’ve been rich and still am. Being rich much nicer, but it lacks a certain edge. Now I mostly see versions of myself and family.

I’m getting a rash just looking at it. I can’t wear most jewelry without breaking out. It sounds obnoxious, but I can only wear gold and sterling silver.

I’ve never commented on Kinja nor have i felt compelled to. But I can’t help myself; the current state of America is completely fucked. Period. And no one is listening.

My honeymoon was the first “vacation” (aka, leaving home for more than a 4-day weekend) I’ve had since I was a child. Not that I wouldn’t love to go off somewhere amazing every year, but I mean... how do you people afford it? Staying in a hotel for 2 nights and eating out for a couple meals and my fun budget for the…

on the one hand, this makes a lot of sense. On the other hand it’s horrifyingly expensive if you don’t have local babysitting help from grandparents so some caution is really in order before you just sign up for this 100%

Waiting for the update that she’s just been hired at Fox News

Kid. You just been fished slapped.

Mandatory

Jesus, just wait till these people encounter real first-world problems.

Azealia is so clearly insecure with herself. And for someone who spends 99% of her time picking fights with people, you'd think she'd have some better insults. Oooh making fun of a woman's age. Sick burn.

According to TMZ, Bruce Jenner is" irate over some of the recent leaks and blames it squarely on those gold-digging flesh receptacles."

I have to go to work tomorrow. #RupertsFault

Queen Wizard JK Rowling is on fire today.

Yes, and it's that sensitivity to nuance that tabloids are known for.