This would have been hilarious HILARIOUS H.I.L.A.R.I.O.U.S. if he had killed somebody.

‘genteel lynch mob.’

#AllWomen

I feel sorry for Kim Richards. Lisa Rinna didn’t do a fantastic job of adressing the issue but at least she tried out of all the other ‘Housewives’. I do have to respect her for that.

I don't like this.

“Back off man, I’m a Scientist.”

Right there with you! I’m waiting to fancy dress the shit out of this at some point.

A badge please.

Pup quiz hotshot!

I imagine the conversation just prior to this selfie between Kim and Kanye being “Can I be in the pic...” “No Kanye”.

Chris Brown is pecksniffian.

Anything for you my love!

Plenty of women and men have to put up with beer tasting cum never mind cum tasting beer.

I’d rather shag Captain Birdseye

A proper headshot? I thought you meant a Passport photo or alike. Makes you wonder what these people’s priorities are?

The former most likely. So a background check or any type of childcare experience not essential then?

Make sure you look pretty though!

I don’t think that would work in Stefani and Rossdale’s case.