I imagine the conversation just prior to this selfie between Kim and Kanye being “Can I be in the pic...” “No Kanye”.

Chris Brown is pecksniffian.

Anything for you my love!

Plenty of women and men have to put up with beer tasting cum never mind cum tasting beer.

I’d rather shag Captain Birdseye

A proper headshot? I thought you meant a Passport photo or alike. Makes you wonder what these people’s priorities are?

The former most likely. So a background check or any type of childcare experience not essential then?

Make sure you look pretty though!

I don’t think that would work in Stefani and Rossdale’s case.

I walked round the entire thing, picked up a spatula, got to the tills and the queues were so long (people buying billy bookcases ffs) I dropped it on the floor where I was stood and loudly exclaimed “Fuck you Sweden!”

And so it begins...

Are they all hiring their Nannies from Tinder?

Apologies, I didn’t explain myself. We is the UK, I find it interesting that your perception of 8 weeks being quite a lot is such a stark contrast to mine. To be clear, I’m not stating that your wrong in your opinion, I enjoy to conversation it welcomes.

I can’t get my head around this? We get 16 weeks unpaid (that's after 26 statutory paid leave) and 18 weeks paternal leave. We're pushing for more!

If you bump into Bradley Cooper can you tell him I hate his face and dead eyes.

“Robin recently proposed to April and she said yes,” a source close to the couple told the mag.

1996: Handguns banned in the UK. The British Government announced plans to outlaw almost all handguns following the shocking massacre at Dunblane in Scotland. On 13th March Thomas Hamilton walked into the gym at Dunblane primary school and killed 16 young children and their teacher.