Make sure you look pretty though!

I don’t think that would work in Stefani and Rossdale’s case.

I walked round the entire thing, picked up a spatula, got to the tills and the queues were so long (people buying billy bookcases ffs) I dropped it on the floor where I was stood and loudly exclaimed “Fuck you Sweden!”

And so it begins...

Are they all hiring their Nannies from Tinder?

Apologies, I didn’t explain myself. We is the UK, I find it interesting that your perception of 8 weeks being quite a lot is such a stark contrast to mine. To be clear, I’m not stating that your wrong in your opinion, I enjoy to conversation it welcomes.

I can’t get my head around this? We get 16 weeks unpaid (that's after 26 statutory paid leave) and 18 weeks paternal leave. We're pushing for more!

If you bump into Bradley Cooper can you tell him I hate his face and dead eyes.

“Robin recently proposed to April and she said yes,” a source close to the couple told the mag.

1996: Handguns banned in the UK. The British Government announced plans to outlaw almost all handguns following the shocking massacre at Dunblane in Scotland. On 13th March Thomas Hamilton walked into the gym at Dunblane primary school and killed 16 young children and their teacher.

Don’t I feel like a selfish fuck!

A.M.A.Z.I.N.G

Take a trip into the future with me...

I’m surprised the article about Pierce Brosnan didn’t have a picture of his wife. The DM among others is fucking obsessed with showing pictures of his wife! I can’t even bring myself to put into words why they do what they do.

I love this I really do! Maybe one day, but right now I have two bin lids (kids) that wake me every morning by prying my eyes open with Frozen and/or Marvel merchandise.