Men are born between a woman's legs and spend the rest of their lives trying to get back between them.

The sixth of the Ten Commandments forbids the unjustified taking of a human life. However, different Bible translations give the appearance of different meanings, and there is potential for misunderstanding the actual meaning of the verse. Man was never created for the act of murdering another, and there needs to be…

That last one is creepy as fuck! It reminds me of the Uncle (the not actual Uncle sort just family friend sort) that tells you to stand up and give him a twirl because he hasn't seen you in ages...

When I see the words 'Share Bag' I take it as a challenge. I'm the Ronda Rousey of confectionary.

More proof that religion and ANYTHING are completely incompatible...

The same way I tell myself I'm just going to have one finger of Kit Kat and save the rest till later then demolish the thing in 10 seconds flat? Best laid plans and all that!

After the comments Correia made I'm surprised it took Rousey that long.

She's done it again.

The Two Ronnies back in the 60’s

Fear of not getting cheese is nothing to be sniffed at.

CYBERPUNK MEGACORP DYSTOPIA! CYBERPUNK MEGACORP DYSTOPIA!

Apart from the whole ‘cheeky nandos’ shit! I hate that with a passion. I mean really, I hate that more than people saying the word ‘hashtag’ in a sentence.

You don’t think I don’t know this? They look at my like I’ve asked to eat their baby. All employees of fast food joints have the dead eyes of Bradley Cooper.

My local fast food joint can’t be arsed/remember to leave the onion off my burger do you think they’ll be able to magically concoct a mega burger with numerous ingredients? No.

Agh! I can’t star you.

Mr I Did Not Think This Through hired a lady who was an 11. I mean this woman was the most beautiful creature I had ever seen. Was I jealous, nervous? No, because I love and trust my Husband and if I ever felt differently then shame on me. That’s my take anyway.

Who would play who? My money is on Josh Brolin as Bronx. He doesn't follow the law...he tells the law to go f**k itself!