A gaggle?

I the UK we simply ask “Have you ever buggered a rent boy?” No? You’ve got the job! Oh you have? You’ve got the job anyway!

No uterus’ allowed! You’re fired!

Bless your heart.

Shit sorry, you beat me to it! Kudos.

A moron from Virginia?

/wanking motion

He didn't get through the auditions for The Apprentice?

Ugh. Maybe that’s why she’s divorced? The Husband said “I want a divorce” sarcastically and she took it seriously.

I hope she now wears it ironically.

“That was so brave Nicolas but I can’t marry you.”

I’d like this story to appear on Kitchenette but from another customer’s POV.

Brandon should have gone with a jaunty hat.

70% really?

But the pictures aren't cuuuuute and I can't use them as a cover photo :-(

This is all very inconveiniant, I had a scale and polish booked in.

She thinks it’s so unromantic