/wanking motion

He didn't get through the auditions for The Apprentice?

Ugh. Maybe that’s why she’s divorced? The Husband said “I want a divorce” sarcastically and she took it seriously.

I hope she now wears it ironically.

“That was so brave Nicolas but I can’t marry you.”

I’d like this story to appear on Kitchenette but from another customer’s POV.

Brandon should have gone with a jaunty hat.

70% really?

But the pictures aren't cuuuuute and I can't use them as a cover photo :-(

This is all very inconveiniant, I had a scale and polish booked in.

She thinks it’s so unromantic

Spot on! She’s too far down the rabbit hole to see the balanced “you do you and that’s great” approach. Although, being devil’s advocate for a moment, her whole life has been a fight. I can understand why she always comes out punching.

Shout out to all my fellow DNBs! Hello?

I read the Wheaton College article, went into instant rage, was about to comment and then said to myself “Fuck it! I’m going to read this article about dicks!”. WHAT KIND OF FEMINIST AM I?

Is the £90 investment coat a defender against rape and/or death? If so, you know...two birds and all that.

Is the flag always necessary?

In my experience (seeing the school bullies FB profiles)* their life has gone to shit! So...Yay!