Jeez. Can someone wake me up from the Matrix now? Just unplug me. I would rather deal with no sun and killer agents than this asshole. I can only hope that the stress of the job and the negative press reports give him a heart attack.

We are officially about to have an authoritarian in the White House. I feel dramatic saying this—but it’s actually fucking true.

His twitter account is really the only news source we can trust nowadays.

Every time Trump says “fake news” remember that he spent five years accusing Obama of not being a US citizen.

Y’know what, now it doesn’t matter anymore whether or not it’s true! Can’t stuff that toothpaste back into the tube. And I’m happy to watch it spread & fester as it will. He’s relied so much on fake news, he deserves this.

Nobody has ever deserved a witch hunt more than the Birther-in-Chief.

As someone who launched a political career on rumours and innuendo, WELCOME TO THE PRESIDENCY MR TRUMP!

You’re going to love it...

I’m worn out trying to explain to people on the twitbox why #PEEOTUS and #GOLDENSHOWERS are trending.

That’s probably how they got those 4 kids...

I think you mean the “Exxon-Mobil Red Bull Why America is Awesome” textbooks of the future.